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Feminist Terrorist · Mar 15, 2006, 09:22 PM // 21:22

IMO, "trade me" is the wrong terminology. If someone said that to me, I'd stop and seriously question them about it.

soySauceNR1ce · Mar 16, 2006, 01:01 AM // 01:01

i was bored one day so yea and i was a loner so i had no friends haha and got 3 reply from 3 ppl saying this

Me in pre-sear: anyone wanna be my friend??
jerk1: your mom is your friend bitch hahaha you suck
jerk2: u can suck my coc u fok tard
and jerk3: i will only if u can say i love your coc 7 times

wow ppl these days haha kinda funny but yea lol

sbhide · Mar 16, 2006, 01:54 AM // 01:54

Was on a 5 man FA farm run yesterday. I was playing as the bonder monk. Everyone was doing well right until before the bosses.

All of a sudden one of the necros has a go at both me and the healer. Starts flaming at how bad we are healing and the he could do a better job with monk as his secondary profession.

I realized pretty fast that he was trying to get one of us to leave, so i kept quiet. The healer unfortunately fell for the bait. He decided after a couple of minutes that he had had enough and left.

The necro immediately started bragging that he was solely responsible for that and said most ppl always fell for it.

When we did manage to kill the bosses two greens dropped for the other two players. That really sent him on a frenzy. He started to flame all of us as well as the dead bosses. The rest of us just laughed it off and left.

Now thats what i call karma.

Scav · Mar 16, 2006, 02:00 AM // 02:00

Me!!

Francis Demeules · Mar 16, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

Not a Jerk for me..... but for the monks yes! I got a monks hater at Thirsty River.

Hate monks.JPG

[FnG] Lazz · Mar 16, 2006, 03:19 PM // 15:19

Went queen farming yesterday. Myself (a W/Mo), a Ranger, a Necro and a Monk. It was clear that the monk was going to cause trouble, calling us noobs etc.

Then after a battle with the queen, we finally managed to kill her, at which point the monk was furious because the other two players got the drops.

The monk said something like 'bah, u noobs got the drops'. I told him(or her) to quit being elitist and he/she said "im not being elitist, just better than you". I was a bit dissapointed that I didn't get the green drop, but at the same time I was also happy that the other two did get the drops considering they were the ones being verbally attacked by the monk.

fallot · Mar 16, 2006, 04:26 PM // 16:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by romeo_longsword

Queen, the person you called Jerk here really did not do anything offensive before your respond of "ffs" was projected first.

If he piss you off because of his chosen location on buying and selling, which is none of your bussiness, and you spoke to him in a rather none polite way in respond, I think in this case, you were the offender.

And it is understandable that he replied with none present words, but I think its natual when he was not doing anything wrong, and was being judged by a ramdom stranger.

Your story is a great reminder for me to speak politey at all time.

I agree, you cant call someone a jerk when its you that starts everything. All further behaiviour is your fault.

Ninetail Trickster · Mar 16, 2006, 05:31 PM // 17:31

I rather felt like a jerk, yesterday...
I'd doubled-back to Sardelac to double-check a quest, and in doing so passed a group of necromancers and elementalists, all female, all dancing, all lacking armor. -_-

Guy: Female necromancers are soooo hott! I love them!
(Same old mantra, but he was typing perfectly. This confounded me.)
Me: You're... aware that a lot of female necromancers are really guys, right...?
Guy, really quick: You're aware that I'm bisexual, right?

...I dunno, it's just, Guild Wars is NOT the place to be starting one of those sorts of debates, and I inadvertently called him wrong in his feelings, and... yea, I bid him 'have a nice evening', and mapped to Fort Ranik as he started clapping; he was primed to break into song with the dancers. >_<;

JediKnight · Mar 16, 2006, 05:42 PM // 17:42

It's official people. After 4 months I have met my first Jerk.

Was in Ascalon english 1 trying to sell Hale Staff Head. Conversation goes like this:

Me: WTS +30hp staff head 15K (20-25K on Price check. I had no luck @ that price so thought I'd lower it)
Jerk (whisp): 15K....LOL...it's worth 500g
Me (whisp): Not for perfect +30 health mod.
jerk (whisp): 500g Max
Me (whisp): Check GWGuru pricecheck before guessing prices.
Jerk (whisp): Noone will buy it at 15k
Me: WTS +30hp staff head 15K
Jerk (whisp): swearing in some european language

Just left after that coz I had to pick my kids up.

500g for a perfect mod, wonder how much he/she sell theirs for??

zelira · Mar 16, 2006, 05:58 PM // 17:58

My guild leader on my second acct.

I was standing at Droks with a friend of mine in that same guild. All of a sudden, I got a blind invite from a mo/wa. Figuring it was one of those "Can you help me with a quest?" types, I accepted and Said "Hi, what's up" in team chat. She responsed by dragging our team of 3(myself, my friend, and the super killing machine) out to the troll cave and killing everything.

My guild leader hears about this, freaks out and kicks me from the guild. Also accusing me of starting the monkbot, am a monkbot, and because I have more than 1 acct, I must be a monkbot and here to steal all of the guildies accts.

Second thought, maybe I should have posted this in the "Best thing anyone has done for you" thread. Saved me the time of actually getting to know my guildleader and realizing he's a #(*$&@#.

Also, I guess I'm looking for a guild.

Francis Demeules · Mar 16, 2006, 06:00 PM // 18:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKnight

It's official people. After 4 months I have met my first Jerk.

Was in Ascalon english 1 trying to sell Hale Staff Head. Conversation goes like this:

Me: WTS +30hp staff head 15K (20-25K on Price check. I had no luck @ that price so thought I'd lower it)
Jerk (whisp): 15K....LOL...it's worth 500g
Me (whisp): Not for perfect +30 health mod.
jerk (whisp): 500g Max
Me (whisp): Check GWGuru pricecheck before guessing prices.
Jerk (whisp): Noone will buy it at 15k
Me: WTS +30hp staff head 15K
Jerk (whisp): swearing in some european language

Just left after that coz I had to pick my kids up.

500g for a perfect mod, wonder how much he/she sell theirs for??

First, congrat for your first jerk

, joke!

He/She was a scammer for sure.... or just ignorant. Anyway, Im sure that person want you to sell at low price and then, he/she will sell it again at high price like 15-20k to another one.

Francis Demeules · Mar 16, 2006, 07:46 PM // 19:46

Ok, I'm here, again, for another list of ten on Guild Jerks. You know how it worked before the last list?

Then are we go!

11) The knowing person - Players know you and you dont know who are them. They try to trick you quickly for their own good
12) The Famous aggroer - I aggro all.. the rest is up to you....
13) The Leaver of Team - Those who left during in a mission without a word or call to all "n00b" then left.
14) The over supression - A leader who doesnt like a leader... looks like a leader for jerk instead a leader of a team

The Hater section (New thing)

15) Monk Hater - You know what I am talking about. Those who dont get respect the healers dont get healed either
16) Mesmer Hater - Generally from warriors...... "HAX!"
17) Warrior Hater - "MORE WE AGGRO, QUICK IT IS"....died in 2 seconds, trust me

18) Ele Hater - "What? UR NOT NUKING, U NOOB!!!"
19) Ranger Hater - "STOP TRAPPING!!! IT BLEED ME"
20) Necro Hater - "UR NOT MM!!!! NOOB!!!!"

To be continued with new informations............. time for some jerks stories.

Ghull Ka · Mar 16, 2006, 08:29 PM // 20:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetail Trickster

I rather felt like a jerk, yesterday...
I'd doubled-back to Sardelac to double-check a quest, and in doing so passed a group of necromancers and elementalists, all female, all dancing, all lacking armor. -_-

Guy: Female necromancers are soooo hott! I love them!
(Same old mantra, but he was typing perfectly. This confounded me.)
Me: You're... aware that a lot of female necromancers are really guys, right...?
Guy, really quick: You're aware that I'm bisexual, right?

LMAO! That's not being a jerk, that's just being a quick witted stand up comedian! Funny, timely, slightly shocking and unexpected... give that man a sitcom!

Ninetail Trickster · Mar 16, 2006, 11:01 PM // 23:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghull Ka

LMAO! That's not being a jerk, that's just being a quick witted stand up comedian! Funny, timely, slightly shocking and unexpected... give that man a sitcom!

Er... you know I was calling mySELF a jerk, right? ^_^;
But yes, it occurred to me... eh, about the time I left the computer and couldn't correct it- 'OH, he was probably kidding, wasn't he?'
>_<

healer of ascalon · Mar 16, 2006, 11:53 PM // 23:53

Wow.. I didn't know GW had so many jerks...

Autumn_Leaf · Mar 17, 2006, 03:55 AM // 03:55

guy i traded with. i traded him sup. warrior runes unid'd. like 10 min later he spams to me saying i'm a scammer and that he was gonna report me as scammer.

and i also dislike people who skip out on paying for their runs to where-ever even though i don't run usually, still have to give runners their commish specially to the ones that do it on tips.

Olfin Bedwere · Mar 17, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14

No overly jerky but kind of on both our parts. Had my second character in Pre harvesting dye.

Guy: WTS Red Dye
Me: I`ll give you 100g for it
Guy: 200g
Me: It`s not selling for that much in Post.
Guy: We`re not in post.
Me: I`ll give you 120.

At which time he ignores me. I stand around about 5 more minutes and see the same guy with the same dye

Guy: WTS Red Dye 100g

At which I can`t resist

Me: I`ll give you 80 for it.

Ascalon Chariot · Mar 17, 2006, 04:17 AM // 04:17

Aiight...My biggest jerk encounter...

Im in Thirsty River -

Warrior - GLF More for mission, NEED ELE
Me(Whisp to Warrior) - Ill join.
Warrior(Whisp to me) - Invite self.
*I invite self and enter*
Warrior - GLF More for mission, NEED MONK
*Monk enters*
Monk - A lvl 8???
Necro(lvl8) - Yeah, got a problem fag?
Monk - Yeah actually I do...
*We enter mission. We get to Ele boss and necro dies*
Necro - STUPID MONK YOU CANT DO YOU F**KING JOB RIGHT!!!
Me - Hey man your the lvl 8..Its hard to heal someone that dies in 3 hits...
Necro - DUDE STFU YOU AINT EVEN NUKING!!
*Even though i took the job to kill all of the priests and I kill them in about 10 seconds flat..*
Warrior - YEAH YOU CANT EVEN DO YOUR JOB KILLING PRIESTS!!
*Everyone dies but warrior and me and I finish off the priest so they wont get ressed, then 3 forgotten comes and kills me*
Me - Warrior do you have res?
Warrior - Yes I have signet...
Me - Res me i have rebirth.
Warrior - No fag im ressing Necro.
*Warrior resses necro*
Necro - Wow...your a noob ele...
Me - ??
Necro - I dont have res noob..
Me - I didnt even res you...
Necro - No way f**ker
*We all leave*

Dandy Warhol · Mar 17, 2006, 04:23 AM // 04:23

Yeah. I think the attachment is 'nuff said. I'm the mesmer, all the names should be edited out except for mine. A lot of the other players seemed new and he just started going off at them for no reason at all... Except that he wanted bonus and didn't tell any of us that prior to "bonus dumbass". :|

Edit:
btw, the pet "racist" was the jerk's, not mine.

Riceboi · Mar 17, 2006, 04:25 AM // 04:25

On my 2nd account I got my ranger ran to beacons perch. There was this guy advertising free runs to Forge invite self, I quickly invited myself, and he accepted. When he gets a full group he just kicks everyone.
This happen 2 more times to me from different runners advertising for free Forge runs or for tips. I'm not sure if this is a new prank or something, but these people are jerks!!!